Tom Video Game Quotes: June 2010

Monday, June 14, 2010

"Nollie pi! Mmm... nollie pie..."

"Alright, I'm tired of your pettywags."

"Alright, I'm gonna pick up a hooker." [blasts hooker with fireman's hose] "Foreplay! Mmm... you're all wet, baby."

"It's rated m for m-a-a-a-a-o-o-o-o!"

"I don't think that's what this game needs more of. I think this game needs more SNOOOOWWWWW!"

"Man, your guy's life sucks. Where's his microwave?"

John: "I'm bleeding out."

Tom: "I'm... GETTIN' EATEN!"