Tom Video Game Quotes

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Eric: "You just shot a cop."
Tom: "And you're Abraham Lincoln."

"Police! Pull over! Grab a drink!"

"He died after he hid behind the pillar. That's like being stillborn."

"Shit, you got him in the shoulder. That's a head kill."

Tom: "Watch this shot. It's a mid shot."
Eric: "What's a mid shot?"
Tom: "It's where you get 'em."

Tom: "Oh hey."
John: "Hey."
Tom: "Do you wanna, like, fuck?"

"I just jumped over that... 'cause I'm Dracula."