Tom Video Game Quotes: May 2010

Friday, May 28, 2010

"I'm running low on bro."

"Yeah! Did you see that skid? I'm gonna buy my mom one of these!"

[Immediately after getting killed] [Singing] "How far we've gone... How far we're goin'..."

"You can't catch me! I'm the ghost rider!" [Gets run over by train]

"Is this your house, John?" [proceeds to break windows of house] "Double-paned, bitch!"

"Is this your car, John?" [proceeds to explode car] "How are you gonna get home now, bitch!"

"You tryin' to drive that weak shit around? Fuck me!"

"I shoved that grenade so far up your ass, it turned into a gerbil!"